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Topic: Guide for Newbies, How to Survive the Fourms by Idoling Umbrax  (Read 2992 times)

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Guide for Newbies, How to Survive the Fourms by Idoling Umbrax
« on: December 21, 2015, 11:29:47 AM »

    Offline Umbrax

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You younglings around here may of noticed Phonyroku's actually pretty good retarded guide to 'how to survive' these here fourms.  It's a SCAM! @Vroku isn't half the manly man I am!
You don't survive, YOU RULE THESE FOURMS!  With these tips i'm about to give you (for only $99.99) you can be just like me, Umbrax! Everyone on these forums love me!

no refunds

Step 1: BECOME AMERICAN

Everyone loves AMERICANS, am I right?

Becoming AMERICAN and voting for Donald Trump will give instant respect on this forums! Just ask my satisfied customer, @Nia  who became American, talked shit about Australia, and got respect from our favorite creator, @Luke[Dumke]  America > Australia

Step 2: PLAY DBOR ONLY FOR PvP AND BECOME MLG

Proclaim to the world that you love DBOR, not for the story or gameplay, but strictly PvP!
NOTE: Make sure to mention Uprise in every other sentence, and while you're at it, just say Dragonball sucks in general!

Step 3: POST PICTURES OF SEXUALLY SUGGESTIVE PICTURES

Since this forum is made of socially awkward teenagers and adults with no lives, like seriously who even likes dragonball MEN, everyone appreciates when you post sexually suggestive photos! Careful not to get caught by the feds though, they are just jealous of our manliness.

Step 4: GET YOUR OWN ICON MADE

If you're anything like me, having your own icon means you're top tier on these forums. Just look at MY OWN ICON! :umbraxd:
You're jealous even looking at it, aren't you?

Just bribe get Luke (with his new-found respect for you) to make you an Icon. Everyone else will also want Icon, sealing your status as top tier on these forums. Just follow these 4 easy steps!
« Last Edit: December 21, 2015, 11:46:34 AM by Umbrax »




"Got told off by lukey senpai and made me wear the hat of shame for 5 months until he stopped looking at me with hate on his aussie eyes senpai dono sensei ggwp miyagi san naruto baka pokemon" - Our very own mature Moderator, West

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« Reply #1 on: December 21, 2015, 11:33:07 AM »

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Am i more top tier because i got an emote before you and now i made up 2?
Our greatest weakness lies in giving up. The most certain way to succeed is always to try just one more time.
        
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« Reply #2 on: December 21, 2015, 11:37:33 AM »

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Am i more top tier because i got an emote before you and now i made up 2?

no, because a clan idoling yourself is not in the process of being made




"Got told off by lukey senpai and made me wear the hat of shame for 5 months until he stopped looking at me with hate on his aussie eyes senpai dono sensei ggwp miyagi san naruto baka pokemon" - Our very own mature Moderator, West

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« Reply #3 on: December 21, 2015, 11:40:48 AM »

    Offline Bardock

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no, because a clan idoling yourself is not in the process of being made
Your guide is a fraude,i hope you die mister for all the suffering you caused
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Guide for Newbies, How to Survive the Fourms by Idoling Umbrax
« Reply #4 on: December 21, 2015, 11:43:55 AM »

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Your guide is a fraude,i hope you die mister for all the suffering you caused

you are just jealous that me and my disciples (who payed $99.99) that are following in my footsteps and are better than you






"Got told off by lukey senpai and made me wear the hat of shame for 5 months until he stopped looking at me with hate on his aussie eyes senpai dono sensei ggwp miyagi san naruto baka pokemon" - Our very own mature Moderator, West

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« Reply #5 on: December 21, 2015, 11:47:36 AM »

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Foolish little peons...

Rend. Slaughter. Devour your enemies. There is no other way to survive. You cannot escape your hunger, warriors of Purgatory.


"I am the bone of my sword
 Steel is my body and fire is my blood
 I have created over a thousand blades
 Unknown to Death, Nor known to Life
 Have withstood pain to create many weapons
 Yet, those hands will never hold anything
 So as I pray, Unlimited Blade Works."

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« Reply #6 on: December 21, 2015, 11:49:02 AM »

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you are just jealous that me and my disciples (who payed $99.99) that are following in my footsteps and are better than you
The only disciple you got is your mind telling you this is all true
Our greatest weakness lies in giving up. The most certain way to succeed is always to try just one more time.
        
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« Reply #7 on: December 21, 2015, 11:51:57 AM »

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The only disciple you got is everyone on these forums

ask my customer, tofu
he got 10x cooler reading this guide confirmed

trust me guys bardock is just a phony




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« Reply #8 on: December 21, 2015, 11:53:31 AM »

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Am i more top tier because i got an emote before you and now i made up 2?

I was the first one here to get his own emote. Come at me scrubs.


ask my customer, tofu
he got 10x cooler reading this guide confirmed

trust me guys bardock is just a phony

I didn't read it. You're not worth my $99,99.
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« Reply #9 on: December 21, 2015, 11:54:17 AM »

    Offline Bardock

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I see you changed my name to nia in the original text,you been comprimised give up.
Our greatest weakness lies in giving up. The most certain way to succeed is always to try just one more time.
        
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« Reply #10 on: December 21, 2015, 11:55:36 AM »

    Offline Umbrax

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I see you changed my name to nia in the original text,you been comprimised give up.

can't hear you over my murica music and my over-inflated ego





"Got told off by lukey senpai and made me wear the hat of shame for 5 months until he stopped looking at me with hate on his aussie eyes senpai dono sensei ggwp miyagi san naruto baka pokemon" - Our very own mature Moderator, West

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« Reply #11 on: December 21, 2015, 11:57:36 AM »

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Our greatest weakness lies in giving up. The most certain way to succeed is always to try just one more time.
        
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« Reply #12 on: December 21, 2015, 12:00:48 PM »

    Offline Umbrax

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you would know the question to this
is barack obama muslim

i gotta be racist now




"Got told off by lukey senpai and made me wear the hat of shame for 5 months until he stopped looking at me with hate on his aussie eyes senpai dono sensei ggwp miyagi san naruto baka pokemon" - Our very own mature Moderator, West

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« Reply #13 on: December 21, 2015, 12:03:23 PM »

    Offline Bardock

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you would know the question to this
is barack obama muslim

i gotta be racist now
Idk is Barack HUSSEIN obama muslim?
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« Reply #14 on: December 21, 2015, 12:07:47 PM »

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i gotta be racist now

"Are there niggers in Tacotown?" - Umbrax
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« Reply #15 on: December 21, 2015, 12:09:42 PM »

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A little too far.
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« Reply #16 on: December 21, 2015, 12:13:44 PM »

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"Got told off by lukey senpai and made me wear the hat of shame for 5 months until he stopped looking at me with hate on his aussie eyes senpai dono sensei ggwp miyagi san naruto baka pokemon" - Our very own mature Moderator, West

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« Reply #17 on: December 21, 2015, 12:15:41 PM »

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A little too far.

Don't worry. I basically made him say that.
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« Reply #18 on: December 21, 2015, 03:32:12 PM »

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You younglings around here may of noticed Phonyroku's actually pretty good retarded guide to 'how to survive' these here fourms.  It's a SCAM! @Vroku isn't half the manly man I am!
You don't survive, YOU RULE THESE FOURMS!  With these tips i'm about to give you (for only $99.99) you can be just like me, Umbrax! Everyone on these forums love me!

no refunds

Step 1: BECOME AMERICAN

Everyone loves AMERICANS, am I right?

Becoming AMERICAN and voting for Donald Trump will give instant respect on this forums! Just ask my satisfied customer, @Nia  who became American, talked shit about Australia, and got respect from our favorite creator, @Luke[Dumke]  America > Australia

Step 2: PLAY DBOR ONLY FOR PvP AND BECOME MLG

Proclaim to the world that you love DBOR, not for the story or gameplay, but strictly PvP!
NOTE: Make sure to mention Uprise in every other sentence, and while you're at it, just say Dragonball sucks in general!

Step 3: POST PICTURES OF SEXUALLY SUGGESTIVE PICTURES

Since this forum is made of socially awkward teenagers and adults with no lives, like seriously who even likes dragonball MEN, everyone appreciates when you post sexually suggestive photos! Careful not to get caught by the feds though, they are just jealous of our manliness.

Step 4: GET YOUR OWN ICON MADE

If you're anything like me, having your own icon means you're top tier on these forums. Just look at MY OWN ICON! :umbraxd:
You're jealous even looking at it, aren't you?

Just bribe get Luke (with his new-found respect for you) to make you an Icon. Everyone else will also want Icon, sealing your status as top tier on these forums. Just follow these 4 easy steps!
I laughed so hard at this thread, and I thank you for it.
"[Witty statement]"

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« Reply #19 on: December 21, 2015, 03:36:16 PM »

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Make sure to mention Uprise in every other sentence, and while you're at it, just say Dragonball sucks in general!

omg so wow, much wow so real

spot on
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« Reply #20 on: December 21, 2015, 03:40:02 PM »

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These scums already idolize me.

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« Reply #21 on: December 21, 2015, 09:56:58 PM »

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omg so wow, much wow so real

spot on

Thats funny. After so long the legacy is still mentioned.

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« Reply #22 on: December 22, 2015, 01:24:10 PM »

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omg so wow, much wow so real

spot on

You didn't mention Uprise in that post.
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« Reply #23 on: December 22, 2015, 01:34:45 PM »

    Offline Luke[Dumke]

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You didn't mention Uprise in that post.
I did by posting, hover over my icon
ayy LMAO
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« Reply #24 on: December 22, 2015, 02:22:15 PM »

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I did by posting, hover over my icon
ayy LMAO

That doesn't count. In fact, it makes it worse. As an Uprise member, you should be adding "Uprise" once per sentence.
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