Most noobish comment on DBO.

[Xicer]

"Stop stealing my kills!!"

Now, you all may think this is normal as we've all said it before, however my reply was:

"We're in the same party idiot"

It's not the noobiest thing I've heard in dbo but its the only thing I can think of at the moment.

If you have any noob comments then go ahead and share, I can do with a good laugh.

[Jayd2143]

I'd probably say that it would be this:

Dude: Hey what's your power level

or

Dude: How'd you get SSJ/ Great Namek/ Pure Majin

Answer: because i ate the dragon balls

even one dude said how do you eat the dragon balls? I WANT SSJ

[Xarlok]

Answer: because i ate the dragon balls

eehhhww...dude...

[A Tower of Hats]

RANDOM STANGER: plz I want mny gmmie mney plz plz plz

me: HOW ABOUT YOU GO AND KILL MOBS AND SELL ITEMS FOR MONEY NOOB.

[Xicer]

Lmao I once convinced someone that you could kill the dragon like piccolo did. He was sat there trying to kill him lol aw
Post Merge: May 24, 2014, 07:08:45 AM

RANDOM STANGER: plz I want mny gmmie mney plz plz plz

me: HOW ABOUT YOU GO AND KILL MOBS AND SELL ITEMS FOR MONEY NOOB.

Dude I got that everyday haha, it's even worse when they try to follow you, especially if they have IT

[Niciforovic]

This is my favorite comment ;D
Give me 100 kk just for second i will you return immediately

[SSJGGoku]

Stranger: Let me use your dogi for an hour(spams this then increases the time after I gave him the dogi)
Me: Ok (it was because I was really tired and I didn't know what I was doing)
NEVER could get that dogi back. I got a new one later on though.
Worst Experience in DBO for me at the time, but is funny as h*ll now XD.

[Futureiest]

Stranger: Let me use your dogi for an hour(spams this then increases the time after I gave him the dogi)
Me: Ok (it was because I was really tired and I didn't know what I was doing)
NEVER could get that dogi back. I got a new one later on though.
Worst Experience in DBO for me at the time, but is funny as h*ll now XD.

This is how it was for me Stranger:Let me see your trunks dogi i will give it back.
Me:naughtyword off and buy one.

[Tomlanji]

This is how it was for me Stranger:Let me see your trunks dogi i will give it back.
Me:naughtyword off and buy one.

When ppl asked me for my Vegito or whatever it would end up like

Stranger: Can I have your Vegito?
Me: Sure, I'll trade an imaginary Trunks Dogi while your at it.

[Xicer]

When ppl asked me for my Vegito or whatever it would end up like

Stranger: Can I have your Vegito?
Me: Sure, I'll trade an imaginary Trunks Dogi while your at it.

Lmao all my screenshots are on my old laptop I had so many good ones haha

[Kioshi]

I remember i was giving my gotenks(u had to win it in a duel) and when i loss and gave it away,  but theres one guy that was watching the whole fight and i explained how it would go down.....now why out of all people this guy asked me can he have it T_T

[Tomlanji]

I remember i was giving my gotenks(u had to win it in a duel) and when i loss and gave it away,  but theres one guy that was watching the whole fight and i explained how it would go down.....now why out of all people this guy asked me can he have it T_T

Somewhat reminds me of a story
A friend made a bet and lost a dogi I got him.
I then traded a bunch of items to get it back.
He then challenged the guy to a bet: Whoever wins 3 times in dueling, gets all the items I traded.
He got the items back and traded them to me  ;D

[Xicer]

I once convinced someone you could buy buffs from people so he spent like 15 mins on trade chat trying to buy buffs lmao

[Saiyanpride]

Noob: Can I have 20 mill and borrow your Goku Dogi?

Me: Fck off and earn it yourself.
Noob. Can I buy your ssj skill?
Me: Wtf?

I even convinced him you could get the skill by going to the dragon statue and repint for your sins xD he tried it.

[Jotah]

Noob: A Majin!!! please buffme!
Me: I'm karma not ultimate...

[Hellu]

LVL 5 running around in Kokkara:

-Plz!!! Help!! How to become ssj???

Spoiler for Hidden:

Later I've learned how dragonballs work in DBO 

 

[Xicer]

Did anyone get those people who joined the guild then like 5 minutes later begged to be jnr?

[Remis267]

Where i can find Goku?

[UchihaSasuke]

Level 1:I'm Goku

[SonGoku]

can you sell me your DBS..........

[SonKagu]

guy 1 : What class will you pick when you are lvl 30?

guy 2 : IM SAIYAN ME GOO SUPERSAIYAN AND BECOME STRONGER DBO FIGHTER WITH FINAL FLASH BSHHHHHH

[Kioshi]

Lol i remeber bak in the lvl60 cap this guy wanted to trade me my native dogi for a chip that went in the scouter i thought was gonna turn me ssj .   _.  Fail for me. Neva see it again

[Thenextnail]

I find this funny cause I was never begged, stalked or scammed in game. Guess I was the lucky one.

[Ren]

Give me money we've been friends for a long time

[SkullBank]

i just say whaaa?!! u have a friend? no freakin way