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« on: January 05, 2014, 07:02:14 AM »
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« Reply #1 on: January 05, 2014, 07:06:48 AM »

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A couple days ago after a Taylor swift show, she tried to hug one of the boys in the crowd and he rejected her hug. Taylor swifts new song will be releasing tomorrow.

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« Reply #2 on: January 05, 2014, 07:07:04 AM »

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« Reply #3 on: January 08, 2014, 11:58:57 AM »

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« Reply #4 on: January 08, 2014, 12:02:54 PM »

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« Reply #5 on: January 08, 2014, 12:05:33 PM »

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« Reply #6 on: January 08, 2014, 12:22:37 PM »

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« Reply #7 on: January 10, 2014, 06:37:08 AM »

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daughter go to drunk father
daughter:Dad i wanna go to cinema!
dad:do me a blowjob i give you money for it!
daughter:DAD!it taste like shit!
dad:eh....your brother was wanna go to circus!
We will never sleep, 'cause sleep is for the weak
And we will never rest, 'til we're all naughtyword dead
We will never sleep, 'cause sleep is for the weak And we will never rest, 'til we're all naughtyword dead

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« Reply #8 on: January 10, 2014, 06:37:58 AM »

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daughter go to drunk father
daughter:Dad i wanna go to cinema!
dad:do me a blowjob i give you money for it!
daughter:DAD!it taste like shit!
dad:eh....your brother was wanna go to circus!

LOL, wtf!

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« Reply #9 on: January 10, 2014, 06:39:16 AM »

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daughter go to drunk father
daughter:Dad i wanna go to cinema!
dad:do me a blowjob i give you money for it!
daughter:DAD!it taste like shit!
dad:eh....your brother was wanna go to circus!
I dont understand the circus (?)

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« Reply #10 on: January 10, 2014, 06:41:04 AM »

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daughter go to drunk father
daughter:Dad i wanna go to cinema!
dad:do me a blowjob i give you money for it!
daughter:DAD!it taste like shit!
dad:eh....your brother was wanna go to circus!
That is soo fucked

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« Reply #11 on: January 10, 2014, 06:41:13 AM »

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I dont understand the circus (?)

Basically, the sister sucked her father... right after her brother did.  :-X

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« Reply #12 on: January 10, 2014, 06:42:46 AM »

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yeah i got a BLACK sense of humor ahahahahahaha first time i heard it i literally laugh like a crazy for 1 hour XD
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« Reply #13 on: January 10, 2014, 06:44:52 AM »

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Basically, the sister sucked her father... right after her brother did:-X

Not exactly.

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« Reply #14 on: January 10, 2014, 06:45:33 AM »

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Basically, the sister sucked her father... right after her brother did.  :-X
And how you know he have a sister and how you know her sister suck him, and what have sense the circus with that, and why is funny the daughters suck fathers' naughtyword? o_O

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« Reply #15 on: January 10, 2014, 06:46:12 AM »

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blowjob for go to cinema
anal sex for go to circus XD
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« Reply #16 on: January 10, 2014, 06:46:30 AM »

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blowjob for go to cinema
anal sex for go to circus XD

Oh dear lord, that's even worse. lmao  O_O

And how you know he have a sister and how you know her sister suck him, and what have sense the circus with that, and why is funny the daughters suck fathers' naughtyword? o_O

Don't ask me... lol  :o

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« Reply #17 on: January 10, 2014, 06:46:34 AM »

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« Reply #18 on: January 10, 2014, 08:12:07 AM »

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Yamcha, Raditz, and Chioutzu.

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« Reply #19 on: January 10, 2014, 08:12:52 AM »

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Yamcha, Raditz, and Chioutzu.
Yamcha.


I'm fuckin' radical, naughtyword
I'm motherfuckin' radical

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« Reply #20 on: January 10, 2014, 08:14:14 AM »

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Yamcha, Raditz, and Chioutzu.

LOL

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« Reply #21 on: January 10, 2014, 08:23:03 AM »

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I'll put my children in the name of Ana Naue and then when I call them I say: paranaue, parana

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« Reply #22 on: January 10, 2014, 10:06:16 AM »

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daughter go to drunk father
daughter:Dad i wanna go to cinema!
dad:do me a blowjob i give you money for it!
daughter:DAD!it taste like shit!
dad:eh....your brother was wanna go to circus!

LMAO that's my taste of humor xD
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